Shipping Policies

Your order will typically be sent out within 3 days of ordering, but we always allow ourselves 10 days as stuff happens... I think they call this under promising and over delivering 😉 On occasion a shirt color in your order may be out of stock and replenishment inventory is delayed or backordered and in these cases we do our best to let you know if we aren't going to make our 10-day window. Around the holidays fulfillment gets slammed, so we use up most of our 10 day window, but still manage to get everything out!

Shipping Fees: We don't make any money on shipping and just pass along our wholesale rates. We ship as fast and economically as possible and provide tracking with every order. Shipping is clearly called out on every order and ordering multiple items at once saves big time as everything ships out at the same time.

Estimated Shipping Delivery Times:
🇺🇸 USA: 5­ - 8 business days
🇨🇦 Canada: 6­ - ­12 business days
🇺🇳 World: 10­ - ­20 business days

These are probably longer than actual in most cases, but again, they're just estimates. Just like you, we can only watch the tracking do it's thing once it's en route, but we think our carriers do a pretty amazing job getting stuff where it needs to go.

Expedited Shipping: I have an event in like two days, can I get my shirt by then? No way, José! We stopped doing expedited shipping as it created more problems than it solved, so if you need something like tomorrow, shop local, and if you need something of ours for a specific date, plan ahead! Seriously, we would love to help everyone out, but our business is all about keeping a steady pace and making sure every order that goes out gets our full attention and isn't just trying to beat the clock.

International Shipping: International shipments may incur customs fees. The customs policy is different in each country,
and the fee is usually based on a variety of factors like weight, value, and size. We do not take responsibility for customs fees and while we love a little wacky roleplay once in a while, we won't pretend to be your uncle sending a gift

Order Never Arrived? If your order didn't end up arriving, be sure to let us know! First, check your shipping confirmation and check that you had entered the correct address. If the address was incorrect, we'd be happy to send you another order to the correct address,
however, it will have to be at your cost. If the shipping address was correct, get in touch with us ASAP
making sure you quote your order number and we'll see what can be done.